i've had 5 drinks and so im going to submit this deck
Archetype: Dimir Control
Format: Standard
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Sideboard
3x Anoint with Affliction
Anoint with Affliction

1x Blot Out
Blot Out

3x Cut Down
Cut Down

1x Dreams of Steel and Oil
Dreams of Steel and Oil

1x Duress
Duress

1x Liliana of the Veil
Liliana of the Veil

2x Malicious Eclipse
Malicious Eclipse

1x Negate
Negate

1x Outrageous Robbery
Outrageous Robbery

1x Tishana's Tidebinder
Tishana's Tidebinder

Deck
Creatures
4x Faerie Mastermind
Faerie Mastermind

2x Overlord of the Floodpits
Overlord of the Floodpits

2x Tishana's Tidebinder
Tishana's Tidebinder

Permanents
4x Jace, the Perfected Mind
Jace, the Perfected Mind

Spells
4x Cruelclaw's Heist
Cruelclaw's Heist

3x Deadly Cover-Up
Deadly Cover-Up

4x Go for the Throat
Go for the Throat

2x Negate
Negate

2x Phantom Interference
Phantom Interference

1x Shoot the Sheriff
Shoot the Sheriff

4x Three Steps Ahead
Three Steps Ahead

2x Withering Torment
Withering Torment

Lands
4x Darkslick Shores
Darkslick Shores

4x Gloomlake Verge
Gloomlake Verge

2x Island
Island

4x Restless Reef
Restless Reef

5x Swamp
Swamp

4x Undercity Sewers
Undercity Sewers

3x Underground River
Underground River

Sideboard
3x Anoint with Affliction
Anoint with Affliction

1x Blot Out
Blot Out

3x Cut Down
Cut Down

1x Dreams of Steel and Oil
Dreams of Steel and Oil

1x Duress
Duress

1x Liliana of the Veil
Liliana of the Veil

2x Malicious Eclipse
Malicious Eclipse

1x Negate
Negate

1x Outrageous Robbery
Outrageous Robbery

1x Tishana's Tidebinder
Tishana's Tidebinder
