i've had 5 drinks and so im going to submit this deck

Archetype: Dimir Control
Format: Standard

Deck

Faerie Mastermind
Faerie Mastermind
Faerie Mastermind
Faerie Mastermind
Tishana's Tidebinder
Tishana's Tidebinder
Overlord of the Floodpits
Overlord of the Floodpits
Phantom Interference
Phantom Interference
Three Steps Ahead
Three Steps Ahead
Three Steps Ahead
Three Steps Ahead
Cruelclaw's Heist
Cruelclaw's Heist
Cruelclaw's Heist
Cruelclaw's Heist
Go for the Throat
Go for the Throat
Go for the Throat
Go for the Throat
Negate
Negate
Shoot the Sheriff
Withering Torment
Withering Torment
Jace, the Perfected Mind
Jace, the Perfected Mind
Jace, the Perfected Mind
Jace, the Perfected Mind
Deadly Cover-Up
Deadly Cover-Up
Deadly Cover-Up
Darkslick Shores
Darkslick Shores
Darkslick Shores
Darkslick Shores
Gloomlake Verge
Gloomlake Verge
Gloomlake Verge
Gloomlake Verge
Island
Island
Restless Reef
Restless Reef
Restless Reef
Restless Reef
Swamp
Swamp
Swamp
Swamp
Swamp
Undercity Sewers
Undercity Sewers
Undercity Sewers
Undercity Sewers
Underground River
Underground River
Underground River

Sideboard

3x Anoint with Affliction Anoint with Affliction
1x Blot Out Blot Out
3x Cut Down Cut Down
1x Dreams of Steel and Oil Dreams of Steel and Oil
1x Duress Duress
1x Liliana of the Veil Liliana of the Veil
2x Malicious Eclipse Malicious Eclipse
1x Negate Negate
1x Outrageous Robbery Outrageous Robbery
1x Tishana's Tidebinder Tishana's Tidebinder